Ugh...lets just get this over with. This film nearly assassinated the Disney Animation department and put an end to 2D animated films made by Disney. It is a pitiful film with absolutely nothing redeemable about it. It was the first movie I saw in theaters that made me walk out of it saying to my grandmother "Well that was a piece of shit!" There is quite literally nothing in this movie to like, from the ear splitting songs (Alan Menken how could you? T^T), to it's terrible premise, and from it's unfunny moments to it's constant predictability. Let's just get on with it.Plot: A new Cow named Maggie is brought to a new farm called "Little Patch o Heaven", where she meets several overdeveloped and underdeveloped characters. But all is not well on this farm, as it is being foreclosed for a lack of bill payment. So the cows think that if they could capture a bandit in the west, they could save their farm. And I'm not kidding, this is the whole damn plot! The rest of the film leads absolutely nowhere and I pity the poor souls who were forced to work on this piece of F***ing Shit!!!
What's Bad?: To be quite frank, everything. The animation sucks, the songs suck, the characters suck. Even one of the cows who is voiced by Jennifer Tilly isn't enough to save this film. The villain is weak, Rosanne is an aberration to sit through and the rest of the film is just so unmemorable that I don't even have the energy to look up the rest of the stupid plot on Wikipedia.
What's Good?: Well, I liked it when it was over...
Overall: Supercrapafuckerificexpialibullshit!!!!!! That is the only word that can describe this putrid film. And the scariest part, the next film isn't better.
Report Card:
Hero: 40
Heroines: 50
Villain: 30
Side Characters: 40
Songs: 35
Musical Score: 40
Animation: 70
Special Effects: 40
Story: 0
Themes: 6
Final Score: 31
Now if you'll excuse me, this next film requires me to lobotomise my brain. I'll be back in a few...
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